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Old 23 April 2013, 14:25
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Inilah Perbedaan Orang Keren Vs AlayKalau Memakai Barang - Blackberry : Orang keren VS Alay
Orang keren : Nerima Email, Kirim Email, make Aplikasi Office, Business, BBM (buat nerima pesenan)
ALAY : BBM (Chat gk jelas), Twitter, Facebook, selesai

EMAIL : Orang keren VS Alay
Orang keren : email untuk berbisnis, mengirim surat kabar, laporan bisnis, mengirim CV, menerima orderan dan MASIH BANYAK.
ALAY : email itu cuma untuk bikin facebook sama twitter.

Macbook : Orang Keren VS Alay
Orang keren : Macbook untuk desainer, kerja dengan nyaman tanpa virus dan cepat, programing tetep aman.
ALAY : Macbook untuk facebook, twitter, lalu logout, dan lebih penting bisa pamer ketemen2nya.

Kamera DSLR : Orang Keren VS Alay
Orang keren : Photo grafer, bisa ditemukan di tempat wisata, foto copy, acara pernikahan, acara ulang tahun.
ALAY : Narsis gak jelas, bisa ditemukan di Cafe yang mirip indomaret.

Mesin Pencarian (Goggle) : Orang Keren VS Alay
Orang keren : cari software, video tutorial,cari berita lama sampai terbaru, belajar dari banyak sumber.
ALAY : Cari *****.

SIRI iPhone 4S : Orang Keren VS Alay
Orang Keren : nanya soal² susah, nanya jalan, nanya hitung²an.
ALAY : nanya gak jelas sampe SIRInya doer.

Di Depan Cermin : Orang Keren VS Alay
Orang keren : bersihin muka, sisiran.
Alay : Kamera SLR/Blackberry didepan dan gak lupa bibir di manyun B14L uNyu Qhakaa u,u

Pake Behel : Orang Keren VS Alay
Orang Keren : buat mundurin gigi.
Alay : Buat begajulan, gantinya tindik

Kartu ATM : Orang Keren VS Alay.
Orang Keren : Nabung buat masa depan atau masa tua atau buat beli rumah/mobil
Alay : pamer ketemen2, giliran udah abis minta ama bonyok, kalo gk dikasih jadi hiasan dompet deh

Sotosop : Orang Keren VS Alay.
Orang Keren : ngedit hasil foto, kasih efek, bikin background.
Alay : Mutihin kulit sampe kayak kuntilanak, kasih efek lighting beam.

Google Earth/Maps : Orang Keren VS Alay.
Orang Keren : belajar geografi, cari jalan, liat2 monumen2 di berbagai negara.
Alay : Ngintip orang mandi

Ngerokok : Orang Keren VS Alay
Orang keren : ngerokok ngumpet2 biar sopan.
Alay : ngerokok depan temen2nya depan cewek biar disangkat paling cool.

Habis Minum Slurpii : Orang Keren Vs ALay
Orang Keren : langsung masukin ke tong sampah gelasnya.
Alay : bawa ke tongkrongan, pura2 minum depan temen²nya padahal isinya udah abis.
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Old 23 April 2013, 16:22
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hahaha kalai ini mah bukan orang gak alai tapi pekerja
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Old 23 April 2013, 16:43
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Google Earth/Maps : Orang Keren VS Alay.
Orang Keren : belajar geografi, cari jalan, liat2 monumen2 di berbagai negara.
Alay : Ngintip orang mandi
yang ini kayaknya gak deh.....
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Nambahin gan...

saat di pom bensin:

orang keren: bawa moge, pake helm full face, isi pertamax

ALAY: bawa motor kriditan, pinjem tetangga, suka ngegas2 kaya pembalap...

ujung-ujungnya isi premium, 5 ribu...
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Nambahin gan...

saat di pom bensin:

orang keren: bawa moge, pake helm full face, isi pertamax

ALAY: bawa motor kriditan, pinjem tetangga, suka ngegas2 kaya pembalap...

ujung-ujungnya isi premium, 5 ribu...
:n gakak:

ada juga ndan, knalpot suaranya kayak drum mau pecah, selalu di gas-gas, gak tau untuk apa tujuannya, udah gak pake helm, ngebut...ganteng juga enggak
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Ada yang lucu yah... ... alay neh TS nya...
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Nambahin gan...

saat di pom bensin:

orang keren: bawa moge, pake helm full face, isi pertamax

ALAY: bawa motor kriditan, pinjem tetangga, suka ngegas2 kaya pembalap...

ujung-ujungnya isi premium, 5 ribu...
yang ini baru menarik untuk di dengar...
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Nambahin gan...

saat di pom bensin:

orang keren: bawa moge, pake helm full face, isi pertamax

ALAY: bawa motor kriditan, pinjem tetangga, suka ngegas2 kaya pembalap...

ujung-ujungnya isi premium, 5 ribu...
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Nambahin gan...

saat di pom bensin:

orang keren: bawa moge, pake helm full face, isi pertamax

ALAY: bawa motor kriditan, pinjem tetangga, suka ngegas2 kaya pembalap...

ujung-ujungnya isi premium, 5 ribu...
Hahahaha.... ngakak dahhh
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