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Old 19 December 2008, 15:26
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Talking Kumpulan Rayuan Maut!! (bikin kelepekan)

ayo mari kita share disini,,,tentang kumpulan rayuan2 ke pasangan...

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Cowo: sayang kamu gak pegel???

cewe: Pegel knp say??

Cowo: Mondar-Mandir dipikiran aku trz!!!

Cewe: GOMBAL...(PLAAAKkkkkk....!!)sang cowo di gampar!wkwkwkw

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Old 19 December 2008, 15:29
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cewe : sayang.........
cowo : ya cinta........
cewe : aku telat 2 bulan
cowo : klepekĀ²
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Old 19 December 2008, 15:31
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Cwe: yank,,kmu prnh kerja di kebun ya?
Cwo: jah,kok ngeledk,ya enggak lah,org keren gini masa dikebun!
Cwe: abis kmu bisa menyirami hati aku yg layu..
cwo: maut cuy.........tp gw udh puny bini nih
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Old 19 December 2008, 15:33
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Cowo : yank, kamu tau ngga...
Cewe : apa hunny...
Cowo : Gw mau minta ijin kawin lagi nih
Cewe : wow,,,hebat donk
Cowo : wow,,boleh yah.....asik
Cewe : duarrrrrrrr(suara tembakan)

sang cwok pun dijemput MAUT>.so kata2 rayuan MAUT

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Old 19 December 2008, 15:35
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Cwo: (sambil membawa bunga),sayang aku ksh ni bunga ke kamu krn dy sombong.

Cwe: mksd nya?

Cwo: iya,katanya org2 disemua toko bunga,dy adalah bunga paling terindah yg prnh ada.

cwe: bagus donk klo gt,knp emgnya?

cwo: aku mau ksh ini ke kmu,spaya dy malu,bahwa ada yg lebih indah drpd dy,yaitu senyuman mu
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Cowok: "Mbak punya uang koin ? Boleh minta ?"

Cewek: "Buat apa ?"


Cowok: "Aku udah janji sama ibu kalau aku akan menelepon dia bila aku
jatuh cinta"
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cwo : sayang kamu pasti cape..

cwe : ahh..gak, kan aku drtd duduk aja disamping kamu..

cwo : masa sih..?? yakin...

cwe : ya iyalah...knp sih..?

cwo : abis drtd aku kasian liat kamu mondar-mandir dipikiran aku..

cwe : stresss luuw (340)




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cwo : sayang kamu pasti cape..

cwe : ahh..gak, kan aku drtd duduk aja disamping kamu..

cwo : masa sih..?? yakin...

cwe : ya iyalah...knp sih..?

cwo : abis drtd aku kasian liat kamu mondar-mandir dipikiran aku..

cwe : stresss luuw (340)

apa bedanya ama rayuan gw yg pertama yah,,,sma bgt 9*0
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CWO : sayang BAbe kamu tukang Pedang ya
CWE: wekekeke..enak aja ni abang,,sekate-kate: ,kok gitu bang?
CWO: Abis Pedang abang kayaknya pengen MAsuk Ke sarung nya neh!!:
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apa bedanya ama rayuan gw yg pertama yah,,,sma bgt 9*0
8 8 gw males bacanya..........


cwo : sayang, ibu kamu tukang bunga yah..?
cwe : bukanlah..
cwo : tapi koq setiap melihatmu hatiku berbunga2...





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