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Old 28 March 2011, 09:06
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Si Asep sedang membaca emailnya, dan ada artikel menarik tentang cara berkenalan dengan (baca: merayu) cewek. Salah satunya adalah dengan memulai perbincangan seperti berikut :
Cowok : “Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng, ngga?”
Cewek : “Ha? Nggak..”
Cowok : “Kalo nomer hp punya kan?”
……………………….
Akhirnya, Asep Surasep ingin mencoba “rayuan maut” tersebut.
Dan… Di suatu taman…
Asep : “Maaf, mbak. Mbak punya obeng nggak?”
Cewek : “Punya… Mau yang plus atau minus?”
Asep : “Eh?!?,..ngg..yang minus aja mbak. Kalo palu punya nggak?”
Cewek : “Punya juga.. nih..”
Asep : “(Damn..) ?? Kalo kunci inggris, ada nggak?” (dengan penuh pengharapan agar si cewek menjawab “tidak”)
Cewek : “Ooo.. itu juga ada… dari ukuran 10 sampai 20. Mas mau yang mana?”
Asep : “(buset…).. DAAMMMN…!! F&^%**K…. To the point aja deh, mbak. Mbak punya nomer hape nggak?”
Cewek : “Ooo.. ini.. (sambil menyodorkan kartu nama dan brosur Ace hardware). Kalo mas butuh perkakas, hubungi saya aja. Saya kebetulan di bagian sales Ace Hardware, pusat perkakas yang terlengkap. Ace hardware gitu lho!!!…”
Asep : “….nasiiib….” (sambil pergi dengan tertunduk lesu..)
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Old 30 March 2011, 10:17
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Old 30 March 2011, 17:00
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