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Old 22 February 2009, 08:33
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monggo di mulai....
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Old 23 February 2009, 09:22
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monggo di mulai....
monggo warsito, sastrawan jowo kondhang
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ronggo warsito kkui cuk....
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Old 7 April 2009, 12:45
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Default wawancara kerja

Posting email dr temen:

Hati2 kalau wawancara kerja. Ini ada contoh wawancara pakai bahasa jawa. Bagi
yang tidak mengerti, bisa minta bantuan 'mbah Maridjan untuk translate.

G : Kowe nduwe omah opo ora.....?
A : dereng....
G : Wah kowe ora iso

ketompo nang kene
A : Lho kok ngaten........?
G : Mengko kowe mesthi ngajukne utang nang perusahaan.
A : Ah.. mboten kok, sak janipun tiyang sepuh kulo niku sampun sugih.
G : Yo malah ora ketompo
A : Lho kok ngaten.....?
G : Mengko kowe kerjo mung nggo hiburan, nongkrang nongkrong ae.

G : Kowe nduwe motor opo ora....?
B : Mboten.
G : Ora ketompo
B : Lho kok mboten ketompo ?
G : Mengko kowe mesthi njaluk bantuan kredit.
B : Sak janipun gadhah, ning tasih ten kampung, gampil mangke kulo beto ngriki.
G : Wah malah ra ketompo....
B : lho kok ngoten
G : Tempat parkire wis ra cukup.

G : Kowé wis lulus sarjana tenan.....?
C : Sampun pak....
G : Ora ketompo, kéné iki golék sing SMA aé, luwih manutan lan bén
mbayaré murah
C : Sak janipun kulo tasih badhe skripsi
G : Malah ora ketompo.....
C : Lho kados pundi to....?
G : Mengko kowé kerjo mung ngetik skripsi, lék wis lulus mesti golék kerjo neng perusahaan liyo.

G : Kowé seneng guyon opo ora ?
D : Mboten pak, kulo serius nék nyambut damel.
G : Ra' ketompo.....
D : Waa......kok ngoten?
G : Mengko konco koncomu lan anak buahmu podho stress.
D : Sak jané nggih sekedhik-sekedhik seneng guyon.
G : Malah ora ketompo.
D : Lho kok......
G : Engko kowé mung email-emailan sing lucu.......

G : Kowé mau mréné numpak opo ?
E : Nitih mobil
G : Kowé ora ketompo
E : Sebabipun ?
G : Saiki BBM mundhak terus, mengko kowé njaluk mundhak bayar terus
E : Wo, kulo wau namung mboncèng, kok
G : Tambah ora ketompo
E : Lho, lha kok ... ?
G : Mengko mung gawéné mboncéng mobil kantor. Ngrusuhi !

G : Anakmu akèh opo sithik ?
F : Kathah pak
G : Kowé ora ketompo
F : Sebabipun ?
G : Nyambut gawemu ora jenjem, mung mikir gawe uanaaaaaak terus
F : Lha wong namung anak adopsi, kok.
G : Tambah ora ketompo
F : Lho, lha kok ... ?
G : Gawé anak baé aras2en, opo manèh nyambut gawé

G : Kowé wis ngerti gawéyanmu durung ?
H : Dèrèng
G : Kowé ora ketompo
H : Sebabipun ?
G : Arep nyambut gawé kok ora ngerti gaweyané ?
H : Oo, nèk damelan niku mpun ngertos kok
G : Tambah ora ketompo
H : Lho, lha kok ... ?
G : Kowé rak mung arep keminter, to ?

G : Kowe ngerti kahanan kantor kéné durung
K : Dèrèng
G : Kowé ora ketompo
K : Sebabipun ?
G : Arep nyambut gawé kok ora ngerti kantoré ?
K : Wo, sekedhik2 mpun ngertos kok
G : Tambah ora ketompo
K : Lho, lha kok ... ?
G : Kowé senengané ngudhal-udhal wewadi kantor, to ?

G : Kowé kerep lara ?
m : Mboten
G : Kowé ora ketompo
m : Sebabipun ?
G : Mesthi kerep mbolos, wong arang2 gering
m : Wah, sakjanipun nggih asring
G : Tambah ora ketompo
m : Lho, lha kok ... ?
G : Kantor iki ora nompo karyawan pileren.

G : Kowé biso main Internét ?
N : mBoten
G : Kowé ora ketompo
N : Sebabipun ?
G : Perusahaan ora nompo BI (Buta Internet)
N : Wah, sakjanipun nggih saged
G : Tambah ora ketompo
N : Lho, lha kok ... ?
G : Mesthi ora bakal nyambut gawé, kakèhan dolanan Internet, to?
Ngenték-entekké pulsa !

G : Kowe waras opo ora?
O : Lha, kulo nggih waras to Pak.
G : Ra ketompo.......
O : Kenging nopo .....?
G : Mengko kowe mesthi ora krasan neng kene.
O : Niku rumiyin Pak, sakmeniko sampun rodo edan.
G : Malah ra ketompo......
O : Pripun to niki....?
G : Mengko aku duwe saingan..........
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PLESETAN 3 wes metu rodho suwe Dab..!!

paling Game è ngono² wae...

Winning Eleven 10..

saiki malah ono winning eleven pangkat 10 triliyun....

ediaaan...
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Laskar Petani film yang fenomenal
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Posting email dr temen:

Hati2 kalau wawancara kerja. Ini ada contoh wawancara pakai bahasa jawa. Bagi
yang tidak mengerti, bisa minta bantuan 'mbah Maridjan untuk translate.

G : Kowe nduwe omah opo ora.....?
A : dereng....
G : Wah kowe ora iso
aku yo pernah oleh email & facebook koyo nguno
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monggo warsito, sastrawan jowo kondhang
...kondhang-nya kulit lembu, hati bergoyang-goyang rasa ingin berdendang
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